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Sat Oct 3, 2009, 6:36 PM
  • Mood: Neutral
Eat healthier.
Exercise more.
Smile more often.
Be more social, go out with friends.
Get a haircut which can be defined as normal by society.
Keep all negative comments to your self
Go to work, and be a productive member of society.
Dress in an acceptable manner which you will not be judged on by society.
dont chew with your mouth open.
Saturated fats and artificial flavors are bad.
Be kind to everyone.
Stop feeling sad and empty.
Respect all members of your family.
Drink more electrolyte filled water.
Repress your beliefs to please others.
Sit nice and tidy at parties, be social and drink to become accepted.
Cry less in public.
Stop laughing at your own weaknesses.
Walk correctly, or be looked down upon.
Listen only to popular music.
Have a serious career, No one becomes successful out of something so childish.
Watch more tv keep in touch with pop culture.
Keep in contact with all freinds.
Stop being afraid.
buy a house, 4 rooms 1 bathroom.
Imagination is stupid and usless.
Have religion, follow a god.
Be a better sibling.
Stop being such a failure.
Take life seriously, stop fooling around.
Obey close family.
respect everyone, including people you have never met & will never meet.
Become part of my peers.
Daydreaming is for fools who have nothing better to do.
Stay within your culture, expanding means you hate your own culture and a disgrace.
Cry less in public.
Have a nice car.
Be less pathetic, stop wasting time.
Please the general population by working in a cubicle and doing a job you hate but get high income.

Omg.. how do i even start...This is emberrasing...

Wed Sep 30, 2009, 1:09 PM
  • Mood: Fear
you people will never believe what just happened no less than 15 minutes ago. so my sister and her boyfriend came home while i was watching TV and they went into the kitchen to get some drinks. while in the kitchen they were doing their whole lovey dovey thing and kissing and playing grab-ass and what not, and it was unappealing to me, so i went up to my room. a few minutes later, i heard them enter into my sister's room and then some rustling occurred. i thought nothing of it, they were probably just making out again on her bed. then i heard her scream and i got worried so i ran over to her room, and opened the door, got on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! open to door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur! BOOM BOOM CHACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM BOOM BOOM CHACKLAKKALAKKA BOOM!

..No surprises..

Sat Jun 20, 2009, 5:13 PM
  • Mood: Fear
All People who do drugs Have no happiness.



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Funny Elementary story!!!

Thu Mar 12, 2009, 11:02 PM
  • Mood: Joy
In 1st grade there was this one kid who split his pants from ankle to ankle. Lol it was so funny, he started crying and then ran home. lol

It was me : (

HAppy HAppy Valentines

Sat Feb 14, 2009, 8:40 AM
  • Mood: Adoration
HAppy Valentines To everyone. enjoy this day with your special someone!

You say you dont have a Spechul someone? Well stop being emo and start loving your self. Try it. Feels good man.


I love you Midori!


"you guys are such love elephants"

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